I just have one thing to say to you:

Put your ass in the air
Put your ass up in the air.

El drove first for several hours.

We've come up with a 'group name'.
We are team "not dead in a ditch".
In this time, we've also written a theme song, simply titled 'Team Not Dead in a Ditch's theme song'.

It's catchy, akin to the Monkey Island Pirate song, with a playful pirate aesthetic.

We won't post it here because it's much better live. Ask us if ( Read more... )

It's 1am. We're in a crummy little hotel in Hayward. It took us an hour to park in the little tiny parking lot. Thanks Leisha, I told you I didn't want to come here for this very space issue 9.9

But with my sister behind the wheel we managed it. (management lied and complained about the parking job before we moved the car to a second setup of their ( Read more... )

So we landed, got picke up by our ride and got to the house quickly. There was a brief moment of panic but alls well that ends well!

We checked out a local repair shop. Maintenance check, $71 (we were expecting 6 times that!) and the car is ok to drive 'as is' Til we hit the east coast (with periodic duct tape checks) hooray! Relief!

This place was ( Read more... )

Dulles airport
Five guys order line

Check out girl reffered to me as "Sir-Ma'am"
Fastest recovery ever (1 of 3 recoveries thus far)

I congratulated her, but she just looked at me blankly.

I almost wanted to ask her why she said sir first, and what 'gave me away' (to change the defect, possibly. But in which direction? I'm not sure even I know) but I ( Read more... )

I dreamt I was coming back from Cali but there was no hitch and Rachel was there. I stopped in a cigarette store run by an Amish guy and the store had super cheap name brand cigarettes.
I ask Rachel if she will take my cigs and buy me something different in trade.
Rachel doesn't smoke, but a few stores prior Rachel had been Joni from New York. And ( Read more... )

A soap opera starring Melanie McSoutherland where young women suffer under the grips of the very controlling seat belts they love!

Melanie: No, no, no! Let me go!
Seatbelt: -is a seatbelt, restrains-
Melanie: Im pregnant! And it's not your baby!
Seatbelt: -is a seatbelt-

Brought to you by S and her hardships with my sister's car's belt!

Can you tell I' ( Read more... )

Just got back to my old bed.
Most fucking turbulent flight ever!!
Been up for almost 24 hours. But I get to sleep now.
Glad I didn't actually throw up.
Everything is different already and it's only been 1 week.
Smoothie withdrawals will be SATED.
Can't wait to see people again.

But right now OMG sleep!

See yawll in 12 :P
Moah!

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A few hours from Reno.
5 hours from "home".

Everyone should have a friend who knows the symptoms of 'Cabin Fever'.

... Homicidal urges... Huh, who knew?

When you do something too much the mind becomes fixated and just closing your eyes makes you see whatever it is, over and over. This happens frequently with fast paced puzzle games like Tetris for example.

It's like your brain is problem solving but it's a very skewed way of doing it.

I can't sleep. Everytime I close my eyes I see driving. But I'm ( Read more... )